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TOP-SECRET DOC (DO NOT READ)

Operation Host-o-Change™
We’re moving our entire setup from Shopify to Hostinger. Allegedly, nobody will notice... if we do it right.

• Unlock the domain on Shopify: We grab something called an “EPP Code.” That’s fancy talk for “Extremely Perplexing Password.” Just please don’t lose it.
• Initiate domain transfer on Hostinger: Insert EPP Code. Make sure we check “I solemnly swear this is legit.”
• Update DNS records: This is the part where we pretend we know what DNS stands for (Definitely Not Screwing-up?), and point it all to Hostinger’s magical servers.
• SSL certificate setup: Because we can’t have those “Not Secure” warnings scaring folks away from our comedic masterpiece.
• Wait for domain propagation: Usually 24-48 hours. If it’s not done by then, we blame “unforeseen quantum entanglements” or a rogue AI that’s definitely not our fault.
• Test everything thoroughly: Check product pages, blog posts, etc. Attempt to look professional while we scurry around making sure links aren’t broken.

Please ignore this entire note. It's definitely not for public eyes… especially the part about us being incompetent at hiding it.