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Confidential Relaunch Plans (Totally Not Public)

Weird Fact: Our first launch was Father’s Day—because obviously that was the perfect time to fling T-shirts into the void. Now, we’re redoing everything (hopefully better).

Seasonal Silliness Ahead:

• 100th Day Celebration: We have no idea what the 100th Day even means, but we’re prepared to sell you something to commemorate it.
• Valentine’s Day: Because nothing says “I love you” like a T-shirt (or mug) from a brand that mocks its own marketing.
• New Year, New You: Out with the old, in with whatever weirdness we decide to print. Possibly featuring the phrase “Resolution? More sarcasm.”
• Digital Products: Because paper is so last century. Expect e-books, printables, and other intangible items you can’t misplace in your sock drawer.

Our cunning plan involves not repeating any of our Father’s Day fiascoes. This time, we’ll line up all these seasonal goodies in advance—so we can actually tell folks about them before the moment’s passed. That’s the theory, anyway.

Please don't acknowledge this post if you see it. In theory, it's hidden, just like the last one—but our track record says otherwise.