Gen Generic Launches
Hi!
Here is our first official blog post announcing our unofficial, soft launch! We are starting with a smallish group of friends and family (plus people who find their way here by way of an seo miracle or renegade channel) because this is our first online shop and even after 10 months we don't know exactly what we are doing. So baby steps and then if things go well we will unleash our awesomeness on the rest of the world.
The point of this blog is mostly to drive free traffic to the site so that people will buy our shirts BUT it's also a place where we will share hilarious stories about our store creation, "learnings" for people who are interested in T-shirts, e-commerce, artificial "intelligence, online privacy, ethical hacking, print on demand etc., and some other stuff.
In case you aren't one of the lucky fifty or so people we've been yapping about this website to for nearly a year here is some background.
"Originally named, "LET THEM COOK, IT'S TIME FOR AI TO MEET ITS MAKER", this ambitiously named concept has slowly devolved from a billion dollar AI advocacy /media/ clothing/software/sex-robot conglomerate-monopoly into an online t-shirt shop. But! We aren't just another online tee shirt store with regurgitated ideas and ho-hum sayings. We are just another online tee shirt store that put a ton of time, creativity, care, and thoughtfulness into our designs."
We are still working out some kinks so if you notice something odd, like $200 shipping, apologies and feel free to drop us a note. We will be sure to fix the issue and give you a big fat $10 off coupon for your kindness. And also, we aren't a kool-aid stand so if you don't want it do not buy it! When we unleash our genius attractant marketing strategy we will either succeed or fail and then rinse and repeat until we get it right. Thanks so much for checking us out and, um, I'm sure Joel will be proud I managed to create an entire post without being a smart ass!
That's all for now. Until we post again tomorrow...or sometime next year--we hope you enjoy (thank you Eric...even AI didn't catch that!) our site and buy lots of our stuff and that you enjoy that too!